I registered this domain and have done pretty much nothing with it over the past year. I plan on rectifying that gaffe on my part. I used to rant on Twitter until I realized twitter is retarded. Then I used to be able to rant on FaceBook but now too many co-workers are on it and family and I can’t exactly call them cocksuckers there. So I am crawling back here.  I told myself I wanted to write more without it turning into some retarded emo blog. Who knows what will happen. I will post about music, movies, TV, books, etc and then I will rant on the dumb things that irritate me.

Sit down for the ride.

For a while, I had calmed down. Life wasn’t pissing me of quite as much as it had been. I found a woman I loved. I bought a house. I got married. I had a beautiful daughter. But, you know, the world is really starting to piss me off again.

If I had to sum up my view on life into a single, short sentence, it would have to be “I hate people.” Not everyone mind you. Friends, most of my family, most of my coworkers, even the hottie that sold me a cup of coffee this morning are tolerable. Hell, some of them I even enjoy being around. But, the nameless faces that I have to deal with every fucking day; day in, day out. They can choke on a dick.

• The bastard that’s driving like an asshole in front of me
• The bastard that’s driving like an asshole behind me
• Everyone else on the road within sight
• The asshole that walks through the door on the left
• The technically inept that give advice on technology
• People that don’t put shit back where they got it from
• Etc. Believe me, the list goes on…and on and on…

Stupidity runs rampant in our society and it sure as Hell seems like I have to deal with a disproportionate amount of it. Ignorance I can forgive to some degree; our craptacular education system might be to blame, your economic status might be to blame, your dumb-ass parents might be to blame. Who knows? As long as it’s not blatantly your own fault, I can probably forgive it. Stupidity, you’re fucked. You could die a horrible fiery death and I’m not going to get weepy. I’m a firm believer in Darwinism and I really wish it succeeded more often. I’m tired of those prime candidates of our society that teeter on the edge and eventually fall only to have some compassionate jackass save them from themselves. Darwinism rules the animal world. Man just side stepped it when we started helping each other instead of standing back, pointing, and laughing.

Yes, I am a bitter, sardonic person. I need a place to vent or I swear to God my head is going to explode one of these days. This is that place. You people are just unfortunate enough to be here.

My rants will be many. I promise you.

Yeah….I am a slack bastard….I need to post more…..for realz.

I have decided to put up for a forum……I might actually buy vbulletin.

That’s right jizzmoppers I am back!  I figured in my advancing age and increasing contempt at the world I would bring back my venue of misery. Nothing is off limits. So all you friggen midgets that gave me problems in the past go fuck yourselves all over again. All your horny cripples in the Yahoo group Disabled and Sexual….you can go fuck yourselves too. Oh yeah….that broads family that threatened to sue me because SambucaKing said their daughter was talking about cock on the phone when she drove through a sprint store…you can go fuck yourself too.

So expect some serious craziness and expect some more brilliant comedy. These days I know a lot more people that are as bent as I am……so get ready for the ride.

I am trying to find a theme for the site so bear with me….